The Kardashian-Broligarch relations are solely rising stronger. First they cozied as much as Elon Musk, then that they had Mark Zuckerberg carrying Kim Kardashian’s identify throughout his chest, and now, they appear to have aligned themselves with Bryan Johnson, a billionaire who’s in pursuit of everlasting youth and gained’t cease speaking about his erections. Significantly.
In a brand new episode of The Kardashians, Kim, Khloé Kardashian, and Kris Jenner sat down for dinner with the biohacker — and Andrew Huberman, too — to debate his anti-aging hacks and Kim’s aspirations of dwelling endlessly, or on the very least retaining her pores and skin tight and wrinkle-free. Throughout their encounter, Johnson instructed the Kardashian clan that he was in a position to enhance his nighttime erections to be higher than a median 18-year-old’s. Apparently frequent boners when you sleep are a great marker of organic age, a quantity that Johnson has spent thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands on retaining as little as potential. Appears extreme.
Whereas this isn’t the primary time Johnson has talked enthusiastically about erections — he spoke in regards to the well being of his boners in comparison with his 19-year-old son’s with Interview journal — it nonetheless seems like a bizarre subject to broach over a bland meal with strangers. “I don’t know what to do with that data however good for you, Bryan,” Khloé mentioned in her confessional. Ditto. Extra weirdness ensued, with Kim complimenting Johnson on the whites of his eyes and the group taking a shot of olive oil collectively. Is that this what wealthy folks do at events?
Possibly this assembly of the minds was all a scheme to get Johnson to shoot a NikeSKIMS advert sooner or later. I’m positive with that, so long as he retains his erection out of it.
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