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It seems like Charlize Theron is having a reasonably nice time relationship. On the July 2 episode of Name Her Daddy, the 49-year-old actress talked a few latest one-night stand with a 26-year-old that was “actually fucking superb” and dished that she’s “having intercourse now like I by no means had earlier than.” Sounds good. For individuals who wish to get it on like Theron, she provided some recommendation on one of many more durable elements of placing your self on the market: curating your dating-app profile.
The star is at present on Raya, although she conceded “the apps are simply horrible.” “It’s a fucking clown present,” she stated. “I’m sorry, guys, however please. Like, no.” Theron was so delay by what she has seen on Raya particularly that she determined to provide the boys of the app some recommendation, “not as a result of I wish to date you however as a result of I wish to aid you.” Issues actually should be dire.
So far as dating-app profiles go, Theron stated somebody’s selection of images can actually make or break it. “No Burning Man images,” she rightfully started. “No images of you with different ladies. I don’t care. I don’t wish to know that you’ve got girlfriends. And I don’t need you taking pictures a fucking selfie in your closet of your hand in a jean pocket,” including, “it makes my vagina shut.”
For her ultimate piece of recommendation, Theron has some ideas on the job titles of all of it. “And don’t inform me you’re a CEO since you’re not,” she stated. “Like, I’m sorry. Of what? Of some enterprise you may’t clarify to me that none of my buddies can perceive, like, no.” Has she set her location to the Decrease East Facet not too long ago? Simply questioning …
Properly, you heard her! Need higher matches? Please repair your profile. Theron is aware of finest.
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